HALLOWEEN WEEKEND EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

IT'S BEEN AWHILE



Did ya miss me?!? FRIGGIN EH!!!! I guess i'll just have to blog to pass time. Lets see what's going through my head today....oh ya TENNIS. Today was perhaps the first time myself and my tennis buddy JV played an actual game of tennis with taking score and all that other tennis goodness. With that I grew even more fond of the game of tennis, if thats even possible. So looks like i'll seriously have to consider getting a membership at a tennis club and think about new ways to fund my other daily expenses such as slurpies, dvd's, etc.

Next thought. So this past thursday at my lovely place of work that I grown to love soooo dearly....NOOOOTTTTT!!! Even before I got to work sorry my day was already pretty much ruined. Me, Myself, Rob, and Con took a trip to Pizza Hut looking to fill a craving I had a couple of days before when Rob had mentioned the return of the deal $5 BUCKS $5 BUCKS $5 BUCKS (meaning after purchasing your 1st pizza @ original price you can get up to 3 pizzas of equal or lesser value for $5 BUCKS). So thinking that I could hold my own and along side with the help of Rob and Con I thought that we could finish 3 medium pizzas without breaking a sweat. Oh man, was I wrong shortly after my 4th slice of pizza I was in a deep pool of my own sweat caused by mounds of cheese and meat. Trying my darndest to finish my Supreme pizza I failed half way through my 5th slice the room had started to spin. Shortly after that I had tapped out leaving the rest for Con and Rob...Savages I tells ya, Savages. After consuming all that pizza we had the bright idea to order some Cinnaparts (for those who don't know tasty cinnamon treat, resembles Cinnabon but smaller and cheaper @ $2.50/serving) When leaving Pizza Hut it had felt like I had kidnapped a small child and stuffed him or her under my shirt. So along with feeling 40lbs. heavier I was feeling depressed, angered, flustered, hot flashy, and the list could go on and on but all in all I was feeling like CRAP and the last thing I wanted to do was go to work my awesome job and serve those lovely patrons (*cursing under my breathe friggin people, friggin go away, friggin go do it yourself FRIG). So I dragged myself into work all cranky not saying hi to anyone in the office just going about my own business. First couple of customers were ok treated me well helf me from jumping the counter and making an example of them all in all my service was astounding. Until that one customer who thinks they're the "SHIT" know it all comes in barking out commands. To top things off the little bastard calls me FAT! not the P-H kind the FAT kind like "oh hey look here comes the CHUNK MONSTER brace yourself" kinda fat. Oh man I wanted to rip this little dude into pieces all 3 foot 1 inches of him...it was a friggin little kid that called me fat what the hell is that shit. I can take it from an adult I guess cause they're dumb and they don't mean it....what am I saying?!? of course they mean it. I don't care who you are calling someone fat, stupid, or obese, or retarded, it's all the same either way you take it you take it to heart everytime even though its as a joke or if its for serious. I'd have to say a little part of me died just a little bit because that little friggin 5 year old snot faced kid called me fat, because for some reason or another it just seems more sincere coming from a little kid cause from someone at that age who knows so little would still know the difference from skinny and fat. So when that happened my day was just a write off I wanted to just crawl into a hole and drink my sorrows away and maybe smoke a little sticky icky. Then I said to myself FUCK! I'm doing alright for a guy with my stature I consider myself quite the athletic BIG MAN. I can play some sports better than most fit people just based on raw power and mental ability. So I say FUCK IT!!! I won't let that kid get me down I'm gonna go eat a BIG MAC it's Tuesday and I don't care what a 5 year old thinks. In conclusion, kids are mean, Big Mac's with no lettuce are great, and I heart TENNIS.



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